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Post by szemi on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:08 pm

Hi everybody. Very Happy
I start the jokes. ^^

- How call Jack,who takes photo in Tekken?
- Phototype Jack.

- How call the chinese martian fighter?
- MARShall Law

- How call the dino robot?
- Gon Jack

- What does Kazuya say if he wants to fight?
- HEY! Hachi

That's all for now. Later I'll keep on it.

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Post by KM_Lord on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:10 pm

HEY ! achi and Gon robot are awesome!!! lol!

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Post by szemi on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:10 pm

Thanks. Very Happy

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Post by szemi on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:12 pm

More jokes:

How call the Italian Tekken fighter?

Ravenna

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Post by KM_Lord on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:12 pm

Lei Wushort

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Post by szemi on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:13 pm

How call the lion police officer?

Leo Wulong.

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Post by szemi on Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:06 am

How call the bull in Tekken 4?(Think back to Tekken 3 Lovely):
Leslie the bull.

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Post by szemi on Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:06 am

How call the police dog?
Lei Bulldog.

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Re: Tekken Character Jokes

Post by KazuyaFreak on Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:39 pm

What do you call a Boomerang that amazes all
Whoarang

Hahah....well its fun to try..
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Post by szemi on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:48 am

Haha yeah. Very Happy

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Post by greekman on Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:23 am

KazuyaFreak wrote:What do you call a Boomerang that amazes all
Whoarang

Hahah....well its fun to try..

hahaha nice Laughing
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Post by Muggshotter on Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:53 am

What if Jin was a samurai?

His name would be Jin Katana.
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Post by KM_Lord on Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:15 am

Muggshotter wrote:What if Jin was a samurai?

His name would be Jin Katana.

lol!

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Post by KazuyaFreak on Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:47 pm

What would you call Lars if he was in Dragonball Z

Vegeta!!!!

Because of the hair and ya know.....nevermind bad joke tongue

What do you call a Phoenix named Paul

Paul Phoenix
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Post by greekman on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:38 am

Muggshotter wrote:What if Jin was a samurai?

His name would be Jin Katana.

nice!!! Very Happy
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Post by szemi on Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:40 am

How call Paul's sister?
- ???
- Paula Phoenix Very Happy

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Re: Tekken Character Jokes

Post by szemi on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:57 am

How call Steve Fox's brother?
????
Steve Wolf. Very Happy

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Re: Tekken Character Jokes

Post by Muggshotter on Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:48 am

What do you call a male Xiaoyu?

King Xiaoyu.
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Post by szemi on Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:09 am

Very funny,but you failed the joke.
King Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu the powerhouse video on Youtube. ^^ Ling with King moves. Razz

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Re: Tekken Character Jokes

Post by jeswd on Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:24 am

szemi wrote:Very funny,but you failed the joke.

lol! He didn't failed it? lol!
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Re: Tekken Character Jokes

Post by szemi on Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:25 am

Aaah -.-

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Post by Muggshotter on Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:29 am

szemi wrote:Very funny,but you failed the joke.
King Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu the powerhouse video on Youtube. ^^ Ling with King moves. Razz
I didn't mean King the character in Tekken series...
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Re: Tekken Character Jokes

Post by KazamaRulez on Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:53 am

MY TEKKEN JOKE
(SRRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
Kazuya and Heihachi where went
to prison for 2 years.There is
bunk bed.Heihachi is sleeping
on upper part and Kazuya on
lower part.First night Jacks came
and beated Heihachi.Second day
Jacks came and beated Heihachi
again,and so on to seventh day.
Seventh day Heihachi asked
Kazuya:Could we replace for
the beds,Jacks beated me
every night!-Kazuya accepted
that now Kazuya is sleeping on
upper part and Heihachi on
lower part.That night Jacks came
and 1 Jack said;Hey lets beat this
guy on lower part we've beated
that guy on upper part enough!-

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Jun and Kazuya on honeymoon

Post by KazamaRulez on Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:57 am

MY SECOND TEKKEN JOKE:
(EXCUSES FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
Kazuya and Jun went in Croatia
for honeymoon.One day they
entered Croatian taxi,and taxi
driver asked them in Croatian:
Where do you wanna go?-
Jun asked Kazuya:Whad did he
said?Kazuya said:He asked
where we wanna go!-After 2
hours of ride taxi drive said
(in Croatian)that will be 200
kunas!Jun asked Kazuya-
What did he said?-Kazuya
told her-He wants 200 kunas!-
Taxi driver said(in Croatian of
course)Oh you are from Japan!!
There lives the hottest women i
know!!Jun asked kazuya-What
did he said???Kazuya told her:
He said that he knows you!!
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