Mugster's "dah-Tekken-Randomizar-"Fan fic"

by Muggshotter Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:47 pm

*Warning!*
This fan fic(if this can be considered a fan fic) is compeltely random, done at night, thus has no sense at all. Just thought I'd tell you. Oh, and I am not intending on showing ANY disrespect towards characters involved in this "fan fic".

This is it, Jin Kazama has declared a war! Kazuya doesn't accept that and starts to play a hero! But Lee Chaolan came in Kazuya's way: "You stole my spot for Mishima Zaibatsu!" Before Kazuya could say a word, Lee already shot Kazuya's head. "Hahaa! Now I CAN become the head of Mishima Zaibatsu!" But just then, Lee heard Jin Kazama is control of Mishima Zaibatsu. This is where Lee stopped aging and became a billionare at Islands of Bahama. Marduk starts to play tough guy by saying "don't waste my time" on Steve(who has no arms anymore, thanks to Alisa) and Baek thinks about another way to tick his opponents off with his repetetive kicks. Eddy Gordo can't believe players use him as a button masher character, so Christie is worrying about if controllers won't break before they start mashing buttons. An army of kangaroos run towards Kuma, who has flowers(roses, if anyone's interested) in hand. "The power of love goes through even an army of kangaroos!" But as we can already guess, resisting is useless because Ling Xiaoyu just failed in today's exams. Yoshimitsu is desperately playing Tekken 6 at Arcades, trying to make himself top tier, but players just laugh at him. There are more than one Arcade machine broken because of this. Soon after Roger had got fed up on a life of luxury, he decided to cut his five-meals-a-day method to four-meals-a-day method. Soon after this Roger Mama got a seizure and Jinpachi just couldn't resist fireballing Mokujin for millionth-time. Maybe Azazel's 100th kill was too much for him. Just around the corner we see Anna Williams loading a bazooka, but for her surprise, there was no one to shoot. This is where Lei got ticked off, because he found out that he was based off Jackie Chan. Jin thinks about how to shoot people in place #1 and place #2. "I know, let's take a big lazor cannon that destroys everything! Muhahahahahahaa!" Jun Kazama appears before Jin and Jin lost his consciousness. Miharu plays Super Nintendo and Armor King broke his controller for tenth time. "Damn these controllers are a puny!" Forrest Law finally got out of a hospital after a big bike crash, so Marshall Law decides to "pay some bills" to his son. Poundings over 3.000 00 dollars and Forrest is back in the hosptial, which is located in the forest. Bruce Irvin eats donuts, and Lili eats sandwiches she stole from her father. "Haahaa, now I want my revenge on Asuka Ka- what her name was again?"
Asuka laughs at the television screen: "Man, you're weak!"
There is no way Miguel could not get drunk when he sees a bottle of beer. Bob tries to break the world record for eating chicken and waffles of 1000 lbs.

What will happen next, depends on if Jin Kazama regains his consciousness.

... Liked it? It's alright if you didn't like this. I just did this for fun. And/or because I was bored. xD