Tekken Character Jokes
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Tekken Character Jokes
Hi everybody.
I start the jokes. ^^
- How call Jack,who takes photo in Tekken?
- Phototype Jack.
- How call the chinese martian fighter?
- MARShall Law
- How call the dino robot?
- Gon Jack
- What does Kazuya say if he wants to fight?
- HEY! Hachi
That's all for now. Later I'll keep on it.
I start the jokes. ^^
- How call Jack,who takes photo in Tekken?
- Phototype Jack.
- How call the chinese martian fighter?
- MARShall Law
- How call the dino robot?
- Gon Jack
- What does Kazuya say if he wants to fight?
- HEY! Hachi
That's all for now. Later I'll keep on it.
szemi- Forum Champion
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More jokes:
How call the Italian Tekken fighter?
Ravenna
How call the Italian Tekken fighter?
Ravenna
szemi- Forum Champion
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How call the lion police officer?
Leo Wulong.
Leo Wulong.
szemi- Forum Champion
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How call the bull in Tekken 4?(Think back to Tekken 3 Lovely):
Leslie the bull.
Leslie the bull.
szemi- Forum Champion
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szemi- Forum Champion
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What do you call a Boomerang that amazes all
Whoarang
Hahah....well its fun to try..
Whoarang
Hahah....well its fun to try..
KazuyaFreak- Tekken Lord
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KazuyaFreak wrote:What do you call a Boomerang that amazes all
Whoarang
Hahah....well its fun to try..
hahaha nice
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What would you call Lars if he was in Dragonball Z
Vegeta!!!!
Because of the hair and ya know.....nevermind bad joke
What do you call a Phoenix named Paul
Paul Phoenix
Vegeta!!!!
Because of the hair and ya know.....nevermind bad joke
What do you call a Phoenix named Paul
Paul Phoenix
KazuyaFreak- Tekken Lord
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Muggshotter wrote:What if Jin was a samurai?
His name would be Jin Katana.
nice!!!
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How call Paul's sister?
- ???
- Paula Phoenix
- ???
- Paula Phoenix
szemi- Forum Champion
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How call Steve Fox's brother?
????
Steve Wolf.
????
Steve Wolf.
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Very funny,but you failed the joke.
King Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu the powerhouse video on Youtube. ^^ Ling with King moves.
King Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu the powerhouse video on Youtube. ^^ Ling with King moves.
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szemi wrote:Very funny,but you failed the joke.
lol! He didn't failed it? lol!
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I didn't mean King the character in Tekken series...szemi wrote:Very funny,but you failed the joke.
King Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu the powerhouse video on Youtube. ^^ Ling with King moves.
Re: Tekken Character Jokes
MY TEKKEN JOKE
(SRRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
Kazuya and Heihachi where went
to prison for 2 years.There is
bunk bed.Heihachi is sleeping
on upper part and Kazuya on
lower part.First night Jacks came
and beated Heihachi.Second day
Jacks came and beated Heihachi
again,and so on to seventh day.
Seventh day Heihachi asked
Kazuya:Could we replace for
the beds,Jacks beated me
every night!-Kazuya accepted
that now Kazuya is sleeping on
upper part and Heihachi on
lower part.That night Jacks came
and 1 Jack said;Hey lets beat this
guy on lower part we've beated
that guy on upper part enough!-
(SRRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
Kazuya and Heihachi where went
to prison for 2 years.There is
bunk bed.Heihachi is sleeping
on upper part and Kazuya on
lower part.First night Jacks came
and beated Heihachi.Second day
Jacks came and beated Heihachi
again,and so on to seventh day.
Seventh day Heihachi asked
Kazuya:Could we replace for
the beds,Jacks beated me
every night!-Kazuya accepted
that now Kazuya is sleeping on
upper part and Heihachi on
lower part.That night Jacks came
and 1 Jack said;Hey lets beat this
guy on lower part we've beated
that guy on upper part enough!-
KazamaRulez- Novice
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Jun and Kazuya on honeymoon
MY SECOND TEKKEN JOKE:
(EXCUSES FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
Kazuya and Jun went in Croatia
for honeymoon.One day they
entered Croatian taxi,and taxi
driver asked them in Croatian:
Where do you wanna go?-
Jun asked Kazuya:Whad did he
said?Kazuya said:He asked
where we wanna go!-After 2
hours of ride taxi drive said
(in Croatian)that will be 200
kunas!Jun asked Kazuya-
What did he said?-Kazuya
told her-He wants 200 kunas!-
Taxi driver said(in Croatian of
course)Oh you are from Japan!!
There lives the hottest women i
know!!Jun asked kazuya-What
did he said???Kazuya told her:
He said that he knows you!!
(EXCUSES FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
Kazuya and Jun went in Croatia
for honeymoon.One day they
entered Croatian taxi,and taxi
driver asked them in Croatian:
Where do you wanna go?-
Jun asked Kazuya:Whad did he
said?Kazuya said:He asked
where we wanna go!-After 2
hours of ride taxi drive said
(in Croatian)that will be 200
kunas!Jun asked Kazuya-
What did he said?-Kazuya
told her-He wants 200 kunas!-
Taxi driver said(in Croatian of
course)Oh you are from Japan!!
There lives the hottest women i
know!!Jun asked kazuya-What
did he said???Kazuya told her:
He said that he knows you!!
KazamaRulez- Novice
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Age : 25
Location : Croatia
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